It's a long story, so I'm not going to bore you with everything because it isn't fair for me to bore you without giving you fair chance to bore me back.

So the short version is this: I have a new name, I have moved.

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That is me from now on, permanent universal name change. Anyone who still likes watching me should watch that account instead. I would appreciate un-watching this account as well, but I won't enforce that.

Thank you.